Ernest Christley wrote:

Because, if we ran with the sheep we'd be to afraid to fly??

Didn't they used to use cows and sheep to keep lawn (and runway) grass short? =)

While we're off-topic, my current favorite. I've laughed so hard at some of the funny ones I just put a bunch on a random-selector on my site, but this is my favorite serious one:

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, con a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyse a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
-Robert A. Heinlein

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