Some
of you
will
enjoy this more
than
others.... Southerners can be so polite!
Atlanta
Tower:
"Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land
on
runway 9R."
Saudi
Air:
"Thank you Atlanta . Acknowledge cleared to land on
infidel's
runway 9R - Allah be Praised."
Atlanta
Tower:
" Iran Air 711 - You are cleared to land on runway
27L."
Iran
Air:
"Thank you Atlanta . We are cleared to land on
infidel's
runway
27L. -Allah is Great."
Pause...
Saudi
Air:
ATLANTA TOWER- ATLANTA TOWER !"
Atlanta
Tower:
"Go ahead Saudi Air 511.."
Saudi
Air:
"YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN
OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE . . . . . INSTRUCTIONS,
PLEASE!"
Atlanta
Tower:
"Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all go on ahead now and
tell Allah "hey" for us."