Some of you
will enjoy this more
than others.... Southerners can be so
polite!
Atlanta Tower:
"Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land
on runway 9R."
Saudi
Air: "Thank you Atlanta . Acknowledge cleared to land
on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be
Praised."
Atlanta
Tower: " Iran Air 711 - You are cleared to land on
runway 27L."
Iran Air: "Thank
you Atlanta . We are cleared to land on infidel's
runway 27L. -Allah is
Great."
Pause...
Saudi
Air: ATLANTA TOWER- ATLANTA TOWER
!"
Atlanta Tower: "Go
ahead Saudi Air 511.."
Saudi
Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE
SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE . . .
. . INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!"
Atlanta
Tower: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus.
Y'all go on ahead now and tell Allah "hey" for
us."