Bill Dube wrote:

>     This morning, a coworker asked how my airplane was coming along. I
> told him, "I'm about 1/3 finished with the left wing." After a few
> moments of thought, I added, "Perhaps I'll start work on the right
> wing after the election."
>
>     I guess you had to be there.....

in Florida they'd count them both as left wings..... :-)