Mailing List lml@lancaironline.net Message #36137
From: Paul Lipps <elippse@sbcglobal.net>
Sender: <marv@lancaironline.net>
Subject: Mensuration
Date: Wed, 31 May 2006 20:43:25 -0400
To: <lml@lancaironline.net>
Hi, Dom et al!
    Do not confuse the subject with menstration! OK, a nautical mile is the length of the average minute of arc of latitude. Big deal! And an inch is the distance from the tip of the king's thumb to the first knuckle (take note, you royalists!), a meter is the in-vacuo wavelength of a given number of oscillations of the transition between two energy levels of Krypton 86 and shoe sizes are measured in barleycorns! And the international nautical mile is 1852 meters, except for the Brits (see previous paranthetical phrase), who consider it to be 6080 feet! Those are all arbitrary values, just as is the length of the second which is used to come up with these values, just as was the decision to change our ASIs from mph to kts on this side of the pond. Who did that, and why? ASI manufacturers who wanted to sell more instruments? And the pilots over here, and elsewhere, just sat back and let it happen! Well, you advocates of the kt, better start memorizing the value of pi, the ratio of the diameter to the circumference of a circle. Why? Cause I'm going to petition the FAA and all these value changers to replace the measuring standard of our engine's rotation rate from revolutions-per-minute to radians-per-second, a much more scientific and useful value, used the world over in calculations! So there, you knots!
p.s. technically speaking, rpm means revolutions-per-minute, so please don't abbreviate it as rpms, which would mean revolutions-per-minutes. I'm watching!
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