Posted for "Bryan J. Burr" <bjburr@mwheli.com>:

And then from all of this deduct the price of airline tickets, parking,
door dings in your car while in the parking lot, the cost of medical
attention and prescriptions to cure illness contracted while sitting on
cattle wagon airlines, the value of hours sitting in airports going
through security, waiting for layovers, change fees on tickets, the
hours spent trying to find an acceptable flight price and schedule, and
having to make small talk with some annoying person sitting next to you.
I think I will just pay the price of my own airplane.
 
Bryan Burr