Mailing List lml@lancaironline.net Message #4754
From: Marvin Kaye <marvkaye@olsusa.com>
Subject: A chance to live longer
Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2000 13:49:34 -0500
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Posted for Fred Moreno <fmoreno4@postoffice.pacbell.net>:

This therapy will help you pass your next aviation physical.  I expect
you to all work diligently at maintaining your health.

Fred

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Didn't need a doctor to tell me this but I'm glad its official

J

TIP FROM SENIOR HEALTH NEWS LETTER - Gotta read this !

 Submitted by Dr. Karen Weatherby
Great news for girl watchers: Ogling over women's breasts is good for a
man's health and can add years to his life, medical experts have
discovered. According to the New England Journal of Medicine, "Just 10
minutes of staring at the charms of a well- endowed female such as Baywatch
actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out,
"declared gerontologist Dr. Karen Weatherby.  Dr. Weatherby and fellow
researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, reached the startling
conclusion after comparing the health of 200 male outpatients - half of
whom were instructed to look at busty females daily, the other half told to
refrain from doing so.

The study revealed that after five years, the chest-watchers had lower
blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and fewer instances of coronary
artery disease.? "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves
blood circulation," explains Dr. Weatherby. "There's no question: Gazing at
large breasts makes men healthier.  Our study indicates that engaging in
this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack
in half." Dr. Weatherby suggested that men over the age of 40 spend at
least 10 minutes a day looking at breasts sized "D-cup" or greater. "We
believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life
four to five years."  

Dr. Weatherby says she would advise U.S. males to watch "jiggle" shows on
TV, rent low-budget women- in-prison movies and peruse men's magazines such
as Playboy as often as possible.  The expert also listed several bosomy
celebrities whose headlights were most likely to yield a beneficial health
effect.  These amply endowed "angels of mercy" include Dolly Parton, Anna
Nicole Smith, Pamela Lee, Tori Spelling...


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