Maybe Lancair ought to consider a stand-up buffet (no-pun intended), thus
forestalling (no-pun intended) bad attitudes (no pun intended) leading to
pitched battles over power (no pun intended).  Perhaps there could be a
no-spin zone (no pun intended).  Perhaps diners could wear Lancair shirts
adorned with colored battle ribbons representing their side of the many
different interests.  For example:

Yellow - No stalls.
Black and Blue - Does stalls without wearing a parachute.
Sky Blue - Does stalls wearing parachute, has no idea how to get out of
forward hinged canopy equipped airplane.
Brown - Doesn't want to ever stall again.
White - AOA proponents, flying with angels.
Pink - Doesn't really care about stalls, but likes booths when dining.
Green - Always wanted to do stalls, but never could find the time or
altitude.
Gold Braid - Only stalls simulators to see if the hydraulics can take it.

Any other suggestions?

Grayhawk