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Ah Davey Boy - you really outdid yourself this time. Please don't
apologize - it's one of the funniest things I've seen on the LML - I must
believe that Phil, Aussie that he is, got a huge chuckle like I did.
Regards,
John Barrett
Phil Sexton of Australia asked where to get Gun Blue for his gear legs
Phil,
Gun Blue is a liquid metal treatment for refinishing the barrels of
guns. In America, it is sold in every store that sells guns.
Because we have 200 million guns in America, and because we are always
carrying our guns everywhere we go, the barrels tend to get worn, and the
blueing is used to restore the dark finish. When an American pulls out his
gun to protect himself, it is important that it look good. Carrying a
scratched, worn piece is bad form, and will cause a person to loose respect.
It is going to be a problem for you in Australia, where guns are rare
as Duck-Billed Platypuses.
It is an additional problem for you because the chemical, Selenous Acid, is
not shippable by mail. And, if you carried a bottle of the stuff into an
airport terminal, you would immediately be surrounded by twenty security
guards pointing newly-blued Smith & Wessons at you. Newly -blued using
their own bottles of Gun Blueing at home, I might add.
I, myself, have several bottles of the stuff on hand at all times. When I
was forced to protect my family with a gun in 1975, the policeman
commented on how nice it looked. Even the judge, who was a woman, commented
on how nice it looked. The jury must have thought it looked fine, too,
because they found me not guilty of Assault with a deadly weapon. The four
guys that I took out of the Ford Bronco at gunpoint must have thought it
looked fine too, because two of them were peeing their pants, it looked so
fine.
In any event, you are going to have a problem getting Gun Blue in
Australia. Maybe a trip over to Indonesia may do the trick. I understand
there is a rebellion going on there with lots of guns. But it depends on
whether Indonesians are proud people who like their guns to look good. If
they are not, they will probably have no gun blue in their gun stores.
I understand that Al Qaida has several cells in Australia. If they blow up
one of your skyscrapers, maybe there will be a hue and cry to bring back
gun ownership again. In that case, your problem will be solved. Once the
average man on the street feels the heft of a Smith & Wesson in his pocket
while he is cooking Barbies in his back yard, he will generate a huge
market for guns. Along with guns, of course, will come Gun Blue. Problem
solved.
Good Luck, David Jones, long-time NRA member
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